Friday, February 8, 2008

Yeah Whatever Needle Butt


Roger Clemens showed up in The District today with a leukemia haircut and an ass full of puncture wounds.

What's the news from Camp Rocket? Well...not much. Clemens used his Washington visit to lobby on his behalf during private meetings with various congressmen. Brian McNamee, Clemens' former trainer and current arch-nemesis, provided the real sexy stuff: an old beer can full of blood and used syringes. That means that this guy McNamee had an old beer can full of blood and used syringes just lying around the house for months. That's gross.

According to McNamee's attorneys, if Clemens submits a blood test to The Feds and it is cross-tested with the soon-to-be-infamous Milwaukee's Best Can of Doom, the Houston Fartmonger will find his ass in a prison cell. More is sure to come of this.

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