When you've had a pretty bad evening, you look for anything to lift your spirits.
Luckily for humanity, there is one man who can do such a thing: his name is Dr. Rockso. He's a rock 'n roll clown. He does cocaine.
This crazy character is a frequent cameo appearance in the television show Metalocalpyse, which of course chronicles the adventures of the band Dethklok, the world's greatest cultural force, the 12th largest economy on the planet, and the most brutal metal band of all-time. Dr. Rockso is a washed up former rocker who befriends rhythm guitarist (the 2nd fastest in the world) Toki Wartooth. Unfortunately the rest of the band hates him. Alas. Nonetheless, the shenanigans of Dr. Rockso can only be described as epic.