Tuesday, April 1, 2008
The Indiana Hoosiers found their replacement for noted asshole and recruiting violator Kelvin "Somewhat Black" Sampson in Marquette head coach Tom Crean. Obviously, Indiana was extremely desperate and had nowhere else to turn, so they were forced to hire a substantially less...wait.
Tom Crean is an exceptional coach. He's one of the ten best coaches in the country, hands down. What happened? Fuck.