Stamos is bored beyond human comprehension
Despite all of his awesomeness, John Stamos does not have anything interesting in his life that I can report to you. He landed a role on Full House which he rode to minor stardom during his eight-year tenure on the show, settled into bit roles for the next twelve years, and started shooting NyQuil in his ass. You know. Stuff. But isn't that what makes us love Stamos? I say yes.
Stamos' real last name is actually Stamatopoulos. Whee!