One hot trend in sport right now is NBA players leaving for lucrative European contracts. Players such as Josh Childress and Jannero Pargo have left thanks to the allure of lax defense, no salary caps, and strong currencies (really, what pigs...who could ever want something like that?). There have even been rumors saying that LeBron James and others would go play in Europe if offered enough money.
But really, that's all child's play compared to the coup that Premiata Montegranaro of the Italian league just pulled off.
The player they acquired is a true titan of basketball history. A man known for his thunderous dunks, vicious blocks, and nasty cocaine habit. A man who has never not sired an illegitimate child.
Who is this man you may ask?
Shawn.
T.
Beastman.
Kemp.
Esq.
Hood.
Rich.
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shawn kemp is back?!?!? COCAINE AND HOOKERS FOR EVERYONE!!!
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