Friday, October 3, 2008

THE WANNSTACHE STRIKES AGAIN!

Last night we were treated to another wondrous showing by Dave Wannstedt and his Magnificent 'Stache. Wannstedt's University of Pittsburgh Panthers defeated the #10 ranked University of South Florida Bulls in Tampa.

Needless to say this is great news for anyone who's a fan of the Wannstache. And after beating the last 3 nationally ranked teams it has faced, what other accomplishments can we expect from the Wannstache?

Well here's a brief list:

  • Climb Mt. Everest
  • Cure the common cold
  • Use the ol' noggin' (see illustration above)
  • Start a fight club (and talk about it)
  • Laugh heartily
  • Perfect its receipe for coq au vin
  • Fight a bear
  • Write the next great American novel
  • Organize and lead a civilian uprising in North Korea, overthrowing the oppressive regime of Kim Jong Il and establishing a new beacon of hope and peace in the world
  • Make a ham sandwich
  • Play bass guitar for a wildly popular thrash metal band
  • Finally finish that screenplay it's been working on since college
  • Receive a bid to a BCS Bowl Game
  • ...or not
ALL HAIL THE WANNSTACHE!!!

1 comment:

Nico Suave said...

COQ AU VIN?! TRULY?!