THE WANNSTACHE STRIKES AGAIN!

Last night we were treated to another wondrous showing by Dave Wannstedt and his Magnificent 'Stache. Wannstedt's University of Pittsburgh Panthers defeated the #10 ranked University of South Florida Bulls in Tampa.

Needless to say this is great news for anyone who's a fan of the Wannstache. And after beating the last 3 nationally ranked teams it has faced, what other accomplishments can we expect from the Wannstache?

Well here's a brief list:

• Climb Mt. Everest
• Cure the common cold
• Use the ol' noggin' (see illustration above)
  
• Start a fight club (and talk about it)
• Laugh heartily
• Perfect its receipe for coq au vin
• Fight a bear
• Write the next great American novel
• Organize and lead a civilian uprising in North Korea, overthrowing the oppressive regime of Kim Jong Il and establishing a new beacon of hope and peace in the world
• Make a ham sandwich
• Play bass guitar for a wildly popular thrash metal band
• Finally finish that screenplay it's been working on since college
• Receive a bid to a BCS Bowl Game
• ...or not

ALL HAIL THE WANNSTACHE!!!