This man is the last SAll-Star I, Big Boutros, will ever present to you. He has literally broken my ability to gauge talent.
I present to you now a man who is indescribable in English nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and expletives. There are, however, fourteen different gerunds for his mighty hair in Quenya.
I present to you a man--no, a legend--whose name can only be whispered softly by the wandering elves of the forest.
Observe closely. Did you detect a smile, a grin, a wry smirk from the lips of our balladeer? No. This man, this mythical beast, takes this song and this video completely seriously. This is his life's passion, and oh, what a wondrous conclusion it has reached.
He has also been nominated for a Daytime Emmy. Of course he has.
When the Earth explodes in a fiery pit of lava, I will lock this precious gem away in my lava-proof time capsule labeled "The Best Things Ever."
Incidentally, this is the first video I have ever watched that has not needed more Stallone. Amazingly, more Stallone might actually ruin it.