I Am Unchallenged in Hockey Analysis

"Terminated."

Alexander Ovechkin, my pick for midseason and eventual league MVP, decided that I should be right about everything that happens in hockey and scored four goals all by himself, with a useless assist for good measure, in today's defeat of the Fruity Montreal Canadiens. Also, we needed a post that didn't block us from using its copyright imagery, EH, BENJAMIN? BURN.

Unlike the douchetwats at football-wallpapers.com, Ovechkin knows how to take a fucking joke.