Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Australian Pedophiles: A Comparison

This Australian pedophile: heavily monitored, widely outspoken, purveyor of empirical evidence of his crimes. Also comically loud and fat, giving away his position at any given moment. No big threat.

This Australian pedophile: exceedingly creepy, totally anonymous due to shittiness of music, master of the ice-cream-truck-come-hither-glance, purveyor of borderline-illegally bad music video, looks like Shawn Michaels with Down Syndrome, grasps microphone like a small child's dead, limp wrist. Also a meth addict.

Who's the real danger here? I've got my eye on you.

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