Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Daily Daly: John

John Daly is fat and gross and an alcoholic chain-smoker who is not very good at golf, but for some reason, nobody really seems to mind. His entertaining fatness makes him irresistible to golf fans for no apparent reason. Huzzah.

He's won two Majors (the '91 PGA and the '95 British Open), 18 total tournaments, and the hearts of unattractive golf sluts everywhere.

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