Thursday, April 3, 2008
Pants = Pooped
So this Alexander Ovechkin fellow is pretty good. He's no Mike Modano or anything, but I think he'll have a solid career, maybe get to thirty goals once or twice.
Oh, excuse me, I mean HE'S FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE.
I've been trying to think of quality prose for an article about Ovechkin and the Capitals but I couldn't come up with anything except:
-The Capitals' uniforms are sweet.
-Alexander Semin. Hee hee.
-The Capitals are one of the youngest teams in the NHL. And awesomest.
-Alexander Ovechkin is made of steel, hickory chips, gunpowder, and quadriceps.
-He's TWENTY-TWO years old and he's already in the conversation for best left wing ever.
I can't do any better. The awesomeness of the Capitals is excruciatingly difficult to adequately put into words.
Nope, still can't do it.
Handcrafted in Ecuador by Anonymous at 10:32 PM