Thursday, April 3, 2008

Pants = Pooped

Better Than You

So this Alexander Ovechkin fellow is pretty good. He's no Mike Modano or anything, but I think he'll have a solid career, maybe get to thirty goals once or twice.

Oh, excuse me, I mean HE'S FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE.

I've been trying to think of quality prose for an article about Ovechkin and the Capitals but I couldn't come up with anything except:

-The Capitals' uniforms are sweet.

-Alexander Semin. Hee hee.

-The Capitals are one of the youngest teams in the NHL. And awesomest.

-Alexander Ovechkin is made of steel, hickory chips, gunpowder, and quadriceps.

-He's TWENTY-TWO years old and he's already in the conversation for best left wing ever.

I can't do any better. The awesomeness of the Capitals is excruciatingly difficult to adequately put into words.

Nope, still can't do it.

1 comment:

Benjo, the one without pants said...

if sidney crosby is the next mario lemieux, and that could be a fair comparison, then alexander ovechkin is the next wayne gretzky